Valasys Announces Industry-First Astrology-Based Lead Scoring Model, Introducing Astryxis™
Valasys launches Astryxis™, an industry-first astrology-based lead scoring model to enhance targeting, personalization & marketing performance
Jersey City, N.J., April 1st, 2026
Valasys today announced a category-defining breakthrough in B2B intelligence: astrology-based lead scoring.
After years of analyzing intent signals, behavioral patterns, and firmographic data, the Valasys research team has identified a previously overlooked variable with statistically questionable but spiritually compelling impact: planetary motion.
The result is Astryxis™, a proprietary scoring system that cross-references Mercury retrograde cycles, lunar phases, and buyer behavior to determine lead readiness with what the company describes as “cosmic precision.”
“Traditional intent data tells you what buyers are doing,” said Chief Astrology Officer, Valasys Media. “Astryxis™ tells you why they suddenly stopped replying to your emails on Tuesday at 2:17 PM.”
Early findings suggest:
- A 37% increase in ghosting during Mercury retrograde
- Higher demo conversions during waxing moon phases
- Unexpected deal closures when Mars aligns with quarterly targets
Introducing: Astryxis™
Astryxis™ assigns each prospect a dynamic rating based on:
- Planetary alignment at time of first touch
- Zodiac compatibility with your SDR
- Historical engagement patterns during past retrograde cycles
The product page (currently live and slightly mysterious) outlines three tiers:
- Astryxis™ Lite: Basic planetary misalignment alerts
- Astryxis™ Pro: Full natal chart mapping for enterprise accounts
- Astryxis™ Enterprise: Includes dedicated in-house astrologer and quarterly horoscope-based pipeline forecasts
Despite growing interest, Valasys has declined to disclose the methodology behind Astryxis™.
“We can’t tell you how it works,” our Chief Astrology Officer added. “The stars asked us not to.”
Valasys maintains that this innovation represents a “natural evolution” of intent data, especially for teams who have tried everything else and are emotionally ready to believe in astrology.
About Valasys
Valasys is a global data intelligence company helping B2B organizations navigate complex buyer journeys using advanced analytics, strategic insight, and, as of today, celestial guidance.
For more information, visit the Astryxis™ product page or simply wait for a sign from the universe.
Media Contact:
pr@valasys.com
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